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Raunchy Sips For Grown Queers
Adult humor, loud flavor, and zero boring beverages. Pick your poison and order fast.
Add-ons: extra shot, oat milk, glitter rim, spicy cinnamon, and reckless eye contact from the barista.
Signature Filth
- Power Bottom Espresso Tiny, intense, and proudly in charge.$6
- Daddy Issues Americano Dark roast with a long, complicated finish.$7
- Vers Service Vanilla Latte Soft start, dirty finish.$8
- Thirst Trap Tiramisu Cold Brew Cream cap thick enough to ruin your posture.$9
After Dark
- Switch-Hitter Dirty Chai Spiced, loud, and refusing categories.$8
- Leather & Lace Mocha Cocoa, smoked salt, and dangerous confidence.$9
- Walk Of Shame Flat White Smooth enough to forgive your timeline.$7
- Aftercare Oat Cortado Gentle finish and cozy emotional reset.$8
Snacks With Benefits
- Slutty Cinnamon Knot Sticky glaze with no shame.$5
- Pillow Prince Pistachio Cake Fluffy center and brat energy.$7
- Bi-Panic Brownie Stack Two sauces, impossible choice.$6
- Latex Lemon Bar Sharp citrus, glossy finish.$5
Zero-Proof Kinks
- Sober But Sexy Spritz Grapefruit fizz, chili rim.$7
- Good Behavior Iced Tea Peach tea that behaves badly.$6
- Consent Queen Lemonade Basil, lemon, crystal-clear boundaries.$6
- Safe Word Strawberry Soda Sweet until you say stop.$7
Barista Boundaries
Flirting can be fun. Harassment is never tolerated. Keep it consensual, tip generously, and leave the entitlement at the door.
Ready To Skip The Scroll?
Use quick order and we will have your chaos in a cup waiting for pickup.
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