Events
Calendar Of Chaos
Weekly events for grown queers who want loud music, hot coffee, and horny banter wrapped in strict consent culture.
Monday: Soft Dom Open Mic
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Breakup poetry, confessions, and crowd-voted thirst trap readings.
Order Pre-Show DrinksWednesday: Queer Trivia + Dirty Prizes
7:30 PM - 10:30 PM
Pop culture, queer history, and prizes that are inappropriate in the best possible way.
Build Team Drink OrderFriday: Caffeine & Kink Aesthetics Night
9:00 PM - 1:00 AM
Leather, lace, latex fashion encouraged. Consent check volunteers at every entrance.
Order Before You ArriveSunday: Drag Brunch Hangover Repair
11:00 AM - 3:00 PM
Live performances, giant pastries, and enough espresso to recover from your weekend.
Preload Brunch DrinksPrivate Takeovers
Reserve the back room for birthdays, launches, divorce parties, or "I got hotter" celebrations.
- 25-90 guests
- Custom drink names and printed mini menus
- Drag host available on request
- Photo corner + lighting package
Before You Party
Tell us your boundaries, accessibility needs, and pacing expectations. We want sexy energy, not unsafe energy.