SUPER GAY COFFEE
Honey, Your Morning Should Be As Fabulous As Your Drag Persona
Wake up with coffee so gay it'll make you spontaneously start voguing. Our beans are roasted by actual drag queens, blessed by unicorns, and served with a side of pure sass that would make Bianca Del Rio proud.
✨ Because Basic Coffee is for Basic Bitches ✨
"This coffee is so fierce, it doesn't need a wig to slay!" - RuPaul, probably
Rainbow Roasted by Drag Queens
Every bean personally roasted by Bianca Del Rio while she reads you to filth. Comes with free shade and a side of pure fabulousness.
Extra AF (As F*ck)
So extra it makes your ex look basic. This coffee doesn't just wake you up, it wakes up your entire personality and makes it fierce.
Hotter Than Your Ex's New Partner
Temperature so perfect it'll make you forget your last breakup and start planning your revenge glow-up. Served with a side of petty.
Queen Approved
Endorsed by actual drag royalty. If RuPaul drinks it, you know it's the real deal. No fake queens here, honey!
Lipstick Stains Included
Every cup comes with authentic drag queen lipstick stains because we're messy, fierce, and we don't care who knows it.
Glitter in Every Sip
Literally contains edible glitter because your coffee should sparkle as much as your personality. Warning: may cause spontaneous twerking.
*Warning: May cause spontaneous voguing, excessive fabulousness, and uncontrollable urge to read people to filth*
**Side effects include: sudden confidence boost, improved posture, and the ability to serve looks 24/7**
"Honey, after drinking SuperGayCoffee, I came out to my parents, got a promotion, my cat started speaking French, AND I learned how to death drop. This coffee is so fierce it should come with a warning label!"
"I've been drinking this coffee for a week and now I'm serving looks, reading people to filth, and my wig is snatched every single day. RuPaul herself asked me for my coffee recipe!"
"Honey, I've been lurking on Reddit for years as ConduciveMammal, but after one sip of SuperGayCoffee, I came out of the closet, started a drag career, and now I'm more fabulous than my entire comment history!"